Borgisms
Oh, my God ! They are assimilating our jokes !
Hi! My name is Borg. How may I assimilate you?
Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.
Borg Do It Collectively.
Borgasm: The ecstacy of being assimilated.
McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.
To Borg or not to Borg, the question is irrelevant.
THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective...
Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Borg Cola - Not the choice of the Next Generation.
Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated ?
Welcome to Borger King. Your way is irrelevant.
BorgDOS v9.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/N]
BorgDOS v9.0 : Other operating systems will be assimilated.
BorgDOS v9.0 - Irrelevant command or filename
Hooooowdy! We'uns is the Borg, son! Yall just pree-pare t'be assimilated now, y'hear?
We are MicroSoft of Borg, you will be assimilated. Resistance is irrelevant.
Your memory will be limited to 640 Kb. We are Infinity of Borg. Bandwidth is futile. You will be queued.
We are Borg. ESC is futile. CTRL is inevitable.
We are a phone company. Resistance is futile. I am Porky Pig of Borg You will be assimi-assimi-assimi - aw heck, we're gonna get you.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Ronald Regan of Borg You will ... you ... What was I saying?
I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is irevelent
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooooOOoooooOOOOO! Donuts!
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Hamlet of Borg. You will be.. or not to be.
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea !
I am Descartes of Borg. I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am the Swedish chef of Borg. Borg ! Borg ! Borg !...
I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated.
I am Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilated you will be! Mm?
I am Geraldo of Borg. Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Bill of Borg. You will use Windows. Resistance is futile.
I am Barney of Borg. Today we learned that resistance is futile
I am Borg. James Borg. Vodka Martini, Gin is irrelevant.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical. You will be fascinated.
I am Wesley of Borg and even THEY don't like me.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Sauce is irrelevant. You will be marinated.
I am Oprah of Borg. Your lunches will be assimilated.
I am Koresh of Borg. We will be incinerated. Borg Answering Machine Message:
Your memory will be limited to 640 Kb.
WE ARE BORG.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now.
So leave a message at the tone,
and we'll assimilate you later.
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